Relax Health Massage (Private Sensual Massage Pattaya)

Overpriced and average experience. Response to the owner: I have never refused to pay for the service. I have paid but thought it was overpriced. I did not even make any trouble, so your statement is complete bluf and aggressive. You probably could not even identify me as I paid like any other customer and left in peace. Looking at your response, it seems to be the same aggressive response that you are giving to everybody who criticizes your business. Maybe this is something to work on yourself instead of threatening people. I guess this signifies how the business is being run (I even read in other responses that you talk about “sanctioning” your ladies). Instead of putting it on your ladies with the excuse that they need to support their families, maybe you should not pocket all your profit and renovate the place instead. I initially did not want to promote other similar businesses, but I would not return again to this place with the aggressiveness of the owner. Moreover, I recommend everybody to go to Wai Tai or Pure instead. They are pretty much around the corner. Better prices, better and cleaner rooms

Why you go up on the price for? It used to be 500 baht oil massage + 500 baht special. Higher price but no enhancement of service nothing changed. Used to be 1000 baht flat not the case anymore. Used to be a regular here but stopped. Oh well.

I don't know who are you talking about. * Off for the attitude though. Some overpriced "body massage" sampler with half service. Private sensual massage not as private as I thought. There is no rooms there. The one large room divided into compartments with thin walls about 6' high. You can hear squelching, squishing and whisper of others through this screens. Creepy and funny at the same time. During the Happy hour you can get second girl for the same 600, but that would cost another 1000, adding to 1000 for the first girl, which brings you to a whopping 2600, approaching to the body soap massage price. Which is rediculous for such accommodation level. Also, depending on your luck you can get a nice and dedicated girl. Or spoiled and lousy one/providing for her family 😉/, who all of the sudden would lie that she had a period just to get rid of you asap. I chose to go to other places nearby with better price and better attitude.

A really disappointing experience I booked two girls massage. Both ladies were more interested in talking to each other in Thai than doing actual massage. To make matters worse several times they were pressing fingers into my anus, even though I clearly and repeatedly said I'm not interested in that.

I'll start from the end. I finished the service with tears in my eyes negotiating with the owner of the place. I think a Frenchman speaks excellent Thai and English. Upon entering the place one of the girls explained to me in reasonable English and at the speed of speech that the basic service which includes an hour of oil massage of 2 massages costing 550 Baht does not include the extras shown to me in the menu so far everything is clear and understandable. The only price in the entire menu that is 550 b. All other prices were spoken orally. I said I was interested in the basic service and pointed to the only price that was there. The girls thought that in the room they would be able to change my mind. Already after 5 minutes of a shallow massage and while the girls were constantly talking and giggling among themselves, one of them was the one who explained the details to me outside. She started offering me a variety of options in the extra categories. I insisted that the prices for the extras offered are beyond my financial capabilities and I remain on the basis on which I entered. After 2 minutes of talking between them. The girls turned around, one became violent and hit me twice in the hand in anger, of course I didn't react, I understood her purpose. They threatened to invite the police, I replied that it is fine for you to invite, I understood the explanation outside and they lie and claim that there is no such thing without extras. After about 20-30 minutes of "massage" and another 20 minutes of arguments and threats, they called the owner of the place. Hear their version in Thai, hear me in English and decide. That the girls are right even though I showed him exactly what I asked for and what I agreed to on the menu. I paid 550 b and left really sad. It's not the price, it's the cheating of the place and a policy of making money dishonestly. I strongly recommend not to fall for this tourist trap. You go in for 550 and if you don't agree to add another 1000-2000 b you will receive a service of a maximum of 50% of what you agreed with them outside and you will be expelled from there in shame in the country I come from such a place would be closed forever. Do not approach, just a trap!!!

Noi and Amy were and amazing duo. Live together and work together. 10 out of 10

No hassle, basic place for a spiced up oil massage. Staff explain pricing system upfront, kudos for that. When looking for a traditional Thai oil massage you better look in another part of town. 1.650 all in. They use coconut oil which is a nice touch.

I had a wonderful time with two gorgeous and young ladies. They took their time and were willing to follow my instructions. All this time was spent with a smile on three of us' face. The only small downside is that you can hear everything from the rooms next to yours. I guess it adds to the atmosphere :)

I went for a happy hour massage today. It's always about expectations. So I had two girls, Jess upstairs and Les downstairs. Whoever expects a real Thai massage should go elsewhere, but whoever wants to have a beautiful hour with two beautiful women should go here. It was very pleasant.

Girls are cute (there's a different day shift and night shift so if you don't see what you like, come back). They are also refreshingly straightforward with the price and process. One star off because the towels are horrible! Like steel wool! I sometimes bring my own towel from my hotel because of it!